Saturday, 4 June 2011

Life's little trauma's

It is said that we never really forget the trauma's in our lives, be they small or large. Some we try to bury deep in our subconcious but no matter how deep down they are, they come to the surface once in a while. And that my friends is exactly what I am going to share with you all.
Picture the scene. A bunch of young kids, ranging from ten years old down to six years, or thereabouts. Its summer holidays and school reopens in another two months. Its sunny and humid and its June1966. Not a care in the world, not that we knew much of it at such a young age.
 The only concern was to be home in time for Batman on the little black and white TV my dad had  bought and a bath in the little galvanized tub in front of the coal fire as was the ritual every Saturday night !. After jumping the crossing stones of our local, but little nameless river, a stream really, and walking along the furrows of the acres of potato fields and not across the potato plants, as we were taught not to do by the adults of our little .... village ?.. no...not really a village, but a lane with eighteen 1940's built cottages either side about kilometer off any road of importance, so we neared our little row of cottages we knew as home.
 One more stop at O' Donoghues pig farm wall to look over at piglets and the huge sows in thier pens, a bunch of spikey haired heads peeping over the farmers wall, flicking red ants away from our noses as we listened to the squealing and grunting of the occupants within. I had listened to the grown-ups talking about how the pigs made you thirsty, especially their feet, or as they called them, trotters. I wasn't sure how they did this to you, but I remember the big people sometimes going drinking at night, so I supposed this had something to do with it !.
 One last obstacle to negotiate to get home for the hardy warriors ...... the local dairy herd. We had walked our way through these mighty beasts on many occasions, and it was second nature to us to walk amongst them, but on this faithful day it wasn't the cows that got me but the dreaded electric fence that kept them from wandering off. We were wary of this contraption as we had heard stories of what could happen if you touched the wires.
 One by one, our little troop jumped the wire. First Jimmy, tall and wiry, then Gerry, the head honcho of our group. Next Noel, a bit gangly but he had the height and strength. Second from last was one of Jimmy's younger brothers Willy, or affectionatly known as Booney whom resides in California these days. One by one a cheer went up as each brave soul beat the fence. Then it was my turn.... I had been sceptical I could jump that high as I was the youngest and smallest of the bunch. I remember looking at this wire, glinting in the sunshine and the white box on the post humming, thinking I must make it over or I'll miss Batman if I have to go the long way home, and on my own too. My folks drilled it into me never to stray off on my own, or the bad men would put me in a sack and I'll never be seen again ! So, deep breath and run for all my worth. One step,then two, three, four and up. One leg over now the other..... then this unmerciful jolt through my leg and I land in a heap on the other side of the fence. The tears come to my eyes as I hear someone saying .... he's dead, the fence has killed him!. I mutter... I'm not dead but I feel funny.
He's  going to die soon someone whispered , it takes ten minutes for the shock to find your head and make it go asleep!  Well, to say I was scared out of my wits is an understatement ! At that moment I felt terrified I was dieing ! The tears welled in my eyes.Finally, somebody else says to put water all over me to stop me going up in flames. They had seen it on TV and it would work on me !
At this stage I'll try anything to head off the impending doom about to befall me, so we headed straight for the water pump outside the cottage and with one lad pumping and everybody else splashing water on me I got a right soaking.The ten minutes passed agonizingly slowly but my head stayed alive and the deadline passed without incident, and so I knew I would live a while longer. We were a tight-knit bunch back then and word spread that my life was saved by my good friends, hero's all. I asked my dad later that day, after Batman was over , why I didn't die from the electric wire ?, and his reply was that it only killed cows !! That was okay by me! This near death encounter  played only a small part in my life, but to me it was a major trauma on that day in June 1966 in Turnipin Lane in North County Dublin, and has always stayed ingrained in my memory, and  probably has made me more careful these days of not getting my wires crossed... if you get my drift !

5 comments:

  1. What do you know , an interesting time.

    Regard Christopher your Brother.

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  2. Great story Paul, I enjoyed the read keep 'em coming !

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  3. Angela
    Very funny,made me laugh out loud,Paul

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  4. Nice one Paul, Gerry here, thanks for the head Honco promotion!, lucky you survived or I would not have been able to stick the Pitch Fork in you foot. This incident in mentioned in my " Summer Days at McGuirk's river " story in the book. Ouch!

    best regards Gerry, or as I am known in Turnapin,
    Gerritt.....

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  5. Great story Paul, very funny.
    I love the way you described it all.
    And you've reminded me; we used to wee on those wires in Clonliffe College to see if they'd shock you. Never did!
    Mark

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